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Ryūga "Devil May Cry Reject" Dōgai ([personal profile] wolfpuppy) wrote2015-11-09 08:59 pm

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[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[what will happen is another threat of shaving his head and just hot gluing the wig to it, that's what. they're very touchy-feely about their stuff. the fact that the stunt double does stunting doesn't make a lick of difference to them. such is the suffering of riku.]

Trust me on this, demons like them might be too much for you to handle. They're not nearly as friendly as our ghost friend from awhile back.

[as much as it'd make his life easier to blame ryuuga's head, riku's not nearly cruel enough.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-13 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[too true. doing your own stunts tops the coolness scale]

That bad.

[hey, riku's trying to be somewhat nice by sparing him from that hell! that said, he does get an idea. if ryuuga wants to make up for things, well, there are different ways than facing the wrath of make-up artists.]

But if you really wanna help out, I could use a bite to eat after dealing with the demons.

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-16 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[that oh so pained but not really sigh gets a chuckle out of riku.]

Yeah, karma is a pain, but you might as well face it head on.

[embrace the fact that the universe wants to make you pay for freeloading, ryuuga. riku will happily help assist with this.]

Maybe with a couple burgers in, say... [he glances at his cerevice] 15 minutes?

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-17 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[must be nice to be as well off as that kouga guy. sadly, it looks like ryuuga and riku are in the same 'we're heroes but don't get paid enough for it' boat. keyblade masters don't really get paid per evil villain defeated, nice as it'd be.]

There's a burger joint down the block if you wanna start heading there.

[nothing too pricey or too fancy, but with decent tasting burgers. are they tasty enough make up for dealing with wardrobe demons? potentially. a good burger makes everything better, doubly so when it's free.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[good burgers are the best compensation for things, hopefully for this, too.

thus, riku leaves to go face the wrath of the evil hair dresser guys. considering how exasperated he appears after coming to the spot, it ended about as fun as expected. as soon as he spots ryuuga, he heads on over.]


Ready to make your wallet a little lighter?

[metaphorical wallet, of course.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-24 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[managing to get through a plate that fast? not bad, not bad at all. riku smirks a little in return.]

Planning on it. Don't expect me to hold back.

[well, he doesn't plan on eating ryuuga out of house and home. that said, the burgers here are good, he is pretty hungry and he isn't the one paying. a couple burgers are definitely gonna happen so let's get things started. riku begins walking on over to the registers.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-29 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[lucky for him, riku isn't a complete ass. that said, he is also damn hungry so he will still order a decent amount and doesn't hesitate at all when it's his turn to order.]

Hey. Lemme get a number 5 [double quarter pound cheeseburger with bacon, a special sauce and caramelized onions with fries and a drink], two orders of nuggets and a chocolate shake.

[this should do. for now. there might still be a second round of ordering. running around and stunt doubling takes a lot out of you so you need all the calories you can get. ...ignoring the nutritional value of said calories, but hey, at least the unhealthiness tastes good. so worth it.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-05-31 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[the cashier definitely looks impressed, at least. can these guys REALLY eat all that? ah well, if it gets paid for then that's what counts.

riku gives his own look at the order and it's one of approval. a fellow big eater and one who keeps his word even with that hefty a meal? worthy of some brownie points.]


Good choice. [any of their stuff is, really.] Thanks again for buying.

[buying lunch brings out that inner polite riku that rarely comes out. hey, free food is worth the niceness.]

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2016-06-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[what a good bro you are, ryuuga.

riku sits opposite ryuuga and digs on in himself. mmm so tasty even if it's about as unhealthy as it gets. since sitting in silence isn't the most entertaining thing in the world, he decides to start up a conversation after swallowing this current mouthful.]


So what job pays so well that you'd treat people to lunch without batting an eye?